the moment i love you and hate you both at the same time… and then the masochist in me says “Harder, motherfucker.”
The BEST way to fuck her into a wet mess!
I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via imtiredofbeingsosad)
I got bored at work.
this is the best thing ever oh my GOD
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’